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[–] 77 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Eldritch blast is a cantrip...

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    +repelling blast +agonizing blast. That's what 20 dmg on average at 3 beams per attack and what 30 feet of push?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago*

    +Eldritch Spear (or whatever its called, its been a hot minute since i played a warlock) and Spell Sniper feat to keep back those pesky longbow sharpshooters.

    • Signed, A D&D player whose first character was a longbow sharpshooter ranger.
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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago

    "So what do you have? "

    "A sword!"

    "A sword?"

    "Yes. And I can hit with it twice as often twice every hour."

    "... I'll stick to my spellslots thank you."

    "... It sounded better in my head."

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    In a single round of combat, a wizard can use a spell to rain fire and bring a max health fighter down to 1 hp.

    In comparison, in a single round of combat, a fighter can swing their sword four times and bring a max health wizard down to 1 hp.

    So they're both as good as each other in a hypothetical 1v1 combat scenario which is unlikely to ever come up during an actual game. Bravo. Can we stop having this argument? It's been 4 months since this exact meme was posted.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (3 children)

    I think you forgot about the bear barb who takes half damage from everything but psychic. Good luck getting them down to 1 hp in 1 round unless you go first.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Poof and suddenly your barbarian is a turtle. No need to harm them.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    Sorry, I can't hear your edgy ass over the sound of these Eldritch blasts

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    See, this is why I love my strength build clerics.

    I'm outta spell slots, but I'm not outta options.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    My Eldritch Knight/war wizard stands, unafraid.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    My bard when he runs out of spells: I cast morning star!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Apropo. Never not gonna upvote V.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    If your slots are empty, doesn't it mean they are available?

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