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Martial superiority (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago

Eldritch blast is a cantrip...

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

+repelling blast +agonizing blast. That's what 20 dmg on average at 3 beams per attack and what 30 feet of push?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

+Eldritch Spear (or whatever its called, its been a hot minute since i played a warlock) and Spell Sniper feat to keep back those pesky longbow sharpshooters.

  • Signed, A D&D player whose first character was a longbow sharpshooter ranger.
[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

"So what do you have? "

"A sword!"

"A sword?"

"Yes. And I can hit with it twice as often twice every hour."

"... I'll stick to my spellslots thank you."

"... It sounded better in my head."

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

In a single round of combat, a wizard can use a spell to rain fire and bring a max health fighter down to 1 hp.

In comparison, in a single round of combat, a fighter can swing their sword four times and bring a max health wizard down to 1 hp.

So they're both as good as each other in a hypothetical 1v1 combat scenario which is unlikely to ever come up during an actual game. Bravo. Can we stop having this argument? It's been 4 months since this exact meme was posted.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

No! We must run the scenario in every system first, then compile the distribution of outcomes.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I think you forgot about the bear barb who takes half damage from everything but psychic. Good luck getting them down to 1 hp in 1 round unless you go first.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Poof and suddenly your barbarian is a turtle. No need to harm them.

[-] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Unless it's true polymorph they are gonna get out soon enough.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

an hour is plenty of time to prepare some nasty surprises. but once again, this doesn't really matter. dnd doesn't work well for pvp

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Sorry, I can't hear your edgy ass over the sound of these Eldritch blasts

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

See, this is why I love my strength build clerics.

I'm outta spell slots, but I'm not outta options.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

My Eldritch Knight/war wizard stands, unafraid.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

V for Vendetta (2005)

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

For real? V For Vendetta.

It's about time for me to watch it again.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

God damnit, I knew that... It just wouldn't come to me

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Every 5th of November!

No reason it should be forgot.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Goncherov (1978)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

M for Manchester (1807)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Row, Row, Fight the Power

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Muppets in Space

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

My bard when he runs out of spells: I cast morning star!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Apropo. Never not gonna upvote V.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

If your slots are empty, doesn't it mean they are available?

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