At this point, I'm not even going to bother trying to go on there anymore.
Regarding: "On Android you can use [Stealth] . That's what I use for searches that pull up Reddit posts."
The stealth protocol does not have anything to do with accessing individual sites or services. The purpose of stealth is when trying to estata VPN connection to a provider that does not allow VPNs. For example, a public wifi that blocks VPN connections or some countries that require ISPs to block VPN connections.