I have altered the location. Pray I do not alter it further.

I will touch the skyayyyy!

What's fun got to do got to do with it?

"memorable people do memorable things. Followers are seldom remembered. The herd mentality is the killer of innovation. When appropriate, fuck a chair"

-Gad Saad (sorta)

I remember the chair leg. It was obviously gross and dirty though. Door knobs and the round balls on top of bed posts (not the ceiling height kind, but the waist levels) were also fair game.

Ow. My vagina hurts thinking about that

She knows all to well about corn.