▲ 525 ▼ Angry programmers noise getting louder and louder (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml 83 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Phrodo_00@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (6 children) Under this definition, using mspaint is programming permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago Time to add 10 years of programming experience to my CV permalink fedilink source parent [–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 4 points 2 years ago* (4 children) Fair point. There's a fine line between programming and creating data that a program operates on. I tend to think writing text to produce nontext output is more programming than not. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] frezik@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago (3 children) There are programming languages that are entirely visual. In fact, I could parse the pixels in a bitmap created by ms paint and make it into programming. It's not even that hard. Assign a set of color values to a character in Brainfuck. Iterate through each pixel and do the translation. Throw away color values that don't match. Run the result through the Brainfuck compiler. If I'm really crazy, I could implement the instructions directly rather than translating, but translation is easier. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Bene7rddso@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esoteric_programming_language#Piet permalink fedilink source parent [–] CapeWearingAeroplane@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Aaaaand you've now reinvented punch cards for Brainfuck in mspaint. How do you feel about yourself? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago Just fine, thank you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago Time to add 10 years of programming experience to my CV permalink fedilink source parent
[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 4 points 2 years ago* (4 children) Fair point. There's a fine line between programming and creating data that a program operates on. I tend to think writing text to produce nontext output is more programming than not. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] frezik@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago (3 children) There are programming languages that are entirely visual. In fact, I could parse the pixels in a bitmap created by ms paint and make it into programming. It's not even that hard. Assign a set of color values to a character in Brainfuck. Iterate through each pixel and do the translation. Throw away color values that don't match. Run the result through the Brainfuck compiler. If I'm really crazy, I could implement the instructions directly rather than translating, but translation is easier. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Bene7rddso@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esoteric_programming_language#Piet permalink fedilink source parent [–] CapeWearingAeroplane@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Aaaaand you've now reinvented punch cards for Brainfuck in mspaint. How do you feel about yourself? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago Just fine, thank you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] frezik@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago (3 children) There are programming languages that are entirely visual. In fact, I could parse the pixels in a bitmap created by ms paint and make it into programming. It's not even that hard. Assign a set of color values to a character in Brainfuck. Iterate through each pixel and do the translation. Throw away color values that don't match. Run the result through the Brainfuck compiler. If I'm really crazy, I could implement the instructions directly rather than translating, but translation is easier. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Bene7rddso@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esoteric_programming_language#Piet permalink fedilink source parent [–] CapeWearingAeroplane@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Aaaaand you've now reinvented punch cards for Brainfuck in mspaint. How do you feel about yourself? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago Just fine, thank you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Bene7rddso@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esoteric_programming_language#Piet permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CapeWearingAeroplane@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Aaaaand you've now reinvented punch cards for Brainfuck in mspaint. How do you feel about yourself? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago Just fine, thank you. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago Just fine, thank you. permalink fedilink source parent