Oh yeah, I forgot that's the new thing. Everyone and their mother is now "supposed" to learn a trade because porky decided college should not be an option anymore because....reasons. Capitalism literally wants to decide people's careers for them.

I wonder what the next excuse will be when they refuse to hire people in trades.

EDIT: Wait....inb4 social media gets flooded with the same picture of some smug military recruiter with a shit-eating grin poses at a table gloatingly gesturing at a chair.

: "Awww, the professional world didn't want you? That's okay, you can be porky's personal hitman! Have fun getting traumatized for life if you're lucky, or having your life cut short. You snowflake do-gooders care the environment, right? Think of it as solving overpopulation!"