He had three sons, all of whom are named Lawrence Eagleburger, though they have different middle names (Scott, Andrew and Jason).[28] When discussing his decision to give his three children the same first name, Eagleburger stated "It was ego," adding "and secondly, I wanted to screw up the Social Security system."

Like what the fuck

I already knew who eagleburger was, but this changes everything wtf

L1, L2, and L3 Eagleburger