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[–] 69 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They bought Tim Cook a new private jet. I thought they'd have figured by now.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    That's why they said a new one. Only peasants have just one private jet.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    He needs two so he can Van Damme between them.

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