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Frying Chicken Rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[–] 81 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Just sit down

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  • [–] 44 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Just piss in the sink. There's no water to hit in there.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    baby that's nasty.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Yeah like you have your dishes in there and stuff, just piss on the floor and mop it later

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Bro, you only got one sink?

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    No but when one sink gets full u'll need the other for all the dirty dishes, what else would u do? clean them?!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    And it saves a ton of water because washing your hands = flushing the toilet uwu

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  • [–] [S] 31 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Growing up is realizing that sitting down is better than standing

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    My thighs, balls, and dong are incompatible with sitting. I've seen this on the internet a lot, but my dimensions are not right for sitting while peeing. I can't be the only one.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Do you shit standing up?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Do you have any understanding of male anatomy?

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Can’t help but notice you didn’t answer the question

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    I so don't want to be thinking about this but just to give the benefit of the doubt let's say they are physically incapable of tucking. Even on a "long" toilet. Which, I've for sure seen people in public where I've considered how people accomplish certain things like wiping their own ass.

    So if they can't tuck they must either piss first and then sit and shit.... Which I guess is possible. But I'm thinking more like a bucket is used and placed in front, so you piss in the bucket on the floor in front of the toilet while shitting. Then you dump the bucket in the toilet and flush. And hopefully wipe somehow, or maybe use a bidet. I am sure this situation is some people's reality.

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