Also a bunch of somewhat less heinous cringe shit.

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[–] 29 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I just curl pages and render it all in my head. It's easy with my 10 Morbillion IQ

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    the only reasonable way to interact with the web is to write a shell script that mails the source to each page you try to view to the 2001 laptop you insist on using even in spite of freer modern options, I said, reaching for delicious foot skin to chew

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    @swlabr @dgerard curl? Coward. I wrote my own client using awk, head and date

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Lmao look at this chud actually trusting awk, head and date

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    @morrowind I created my own binaries by flipping the switches on the front of a PDP-11 though, I don't trust gcc, and neither should you

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    flipping the switches on the front of a PDP-11

    lmao, look at this chud actually trusting random hardware. I only use custom designed, hand made (by me!) computers which I flip switches on to program. I also mine the materials myself, and went back in time to make make sure they were acceptable before being created in a star or something.

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