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Retired teacher’s pension stopped as provider refuses to believe she is not dead (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Fuck you, you ol' bitch! We aren't fallin for that again. With your walking around and being live. You're dead.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Just because you walk around doesn't mean you're alive. For all we know you're a zombie.

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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Can you prove you're not a zombie?

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 2 years ago

Is a demilich technically a zombie? 🤔

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