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Oklahoma bill would require 'furries' be picked up from school by parents, animal control (www.oklahoman.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Jordan117@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] winterayars@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Imagine having the cops called on you for being a child predator when you're just animal control.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I don’t think I’d have the willpower to avoid responding by calling them pigs on the loose. I’d already want to be dead as animal control tasked with catching furry schoolchildren.

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[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago

Child control

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