▲ 621 ▼ Oklahoma bill would require 'furries' be picked up from school by parents, animal control (www.oklahoman.com) submitted 2 years ago by Jordan117@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world 255 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] BabyVi@lemmy.world 244 points 2 years ago (2 children) Not gonna lie, if a Furry told me they got arrested by animal control I'd be impressed. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (3 children) Is there anyone at cons who plays that role? Like walking around with a big net and a villainous smirk? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago Considering fur is a kink for a bunch of people, I'd say this is entirely likely. Even more so: your animal control Dom is also a furry. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago This is a thing at burning man every year. A group goes out as animal control with nets and catches furries. It’s an ongoing feud permalink fedilink source parent [–] AMDIsOurLord@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago Considering how terminally online one has to be to find themselves on this platform, I'm surprised how little any of y'all know about furries And well, it's not literally animals in that sense. At least not the entire community. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) Kind of like getting a speeding ticket on a bicycle... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago That happened to me once! I was 15 and going to school, was riding a Lotus Eclair I'd fixed up. I entered the school zone and wanted to see if I could get over 25 mph. But there was a cop hiding and I got a ticket. I had to tell my parents, and I think they were impressed with my 31 in a 25 speeding ticket. The best part was having to go to court, and the judge asking how I got a Lotus (she was thinking of a car) and then upon learning the truth, asking the officer why he was wasting his time stopping a kid on a bicycle. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (3 children) Is there anyone at cons who plays that role? Like walking around with a big net and a villainous smirk? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago Considering fur is a kink for a bunch of people, I'd say this is entirely likely. Even more so: your animal control Dom is also a furry. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago This is a thing at burning man every year. A group goes out as animal control with nets and catches furries. It’s an ongoing feud permalink fedilink source parent [–] AMDIsOurLord@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago Considering how terminally online one has to be to find themselves on this platform, I'm surprised how little any of y'all know about furries And well, it's not literally animals in that sense. At least not the entire community. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago Considering fur is a kink for a bunch of people, I'd say this is entirely likely. Even more so: your animal control Dom is also a furry. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago This is a thing at burning man every year. A group goes out as animal control with nets and catches furries. It’s an ongoing feud permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AMDIsOurLord@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago Considering how terminally online one has to be to find themselves on this platform, I'm surprised how little any of y'all know about furries And well, it's not literally animals in that sense. At least not the entire community. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) Kind of like getting a speeding ticket on a bicycle... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago That happened to me once! I was 15 and going to school, was riding a Lotus Eclair I'd fixed up. I entered the school zone and wanted to see if I could get over 25 mph. But there was a cop hiding and I got a ticket. I had to tell my parents, and I think they were impressed with my 31 in a 25 speeding ticket. The best part was having to go to court, and the judge asking how I got a Lotus (she was thinking of a car) and then upon learning the truth, asking the officer why he was wasting his time stopping a kid on a bicycle. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago That happened to me once! I was 15 and going to school, was riding a Lotus Eclair I'd fixed up. I entered the school zone and wanted to see if I could get over 25 mph. But there was a cop hiding and I got a ticket. I had to tell my parents, and I think they were impressed with my 31 in a 25 speeding ticket. The best part was having to go to court, and the judge asking how I got a Lotus (she was thinking of a car) and then upon learning the truth, asking the officer why he was wasting his time stopping a kid on a bicycle. permalink fedilink source parent