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[–] [email protected] 186 points 10 months ago (4 children)

anthropomorphic behavior

Anyone else morbidly curious about what happens if they don't fix the bill's wording and accidentally ban "human-shaped behavior" at school?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

SSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

How ironic. By trying to make people not act like animals, they force everyone to behave like animals.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Oklahoma conservatives vs word with more than 3 syllables challenge, who will win?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

My thoughts too!