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Oklahoma bill would require 'furries' be picked up from school by parents, animal control (www.oklahoman.com)

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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 46 points 2 years ago* (14 children)

$10 says the state legislator responsible for the bill is whatever the most-outlandish type of furry possible is.

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[–] yuriy@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Cockvore and hyperscat fan FOR SURE

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[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Cockvore is outlandish?

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[–] match@pawb.social 12 points 2 years ago

Huge difference between cockvore and dick sucking

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[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Maybe I've just fallen too far behind in the times, I don't think people usually consume the penis with their teeth these days.

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[–] Eccitaze@yiffit.net 5 points 2 years ago

Sorry to inform you, but... Cock vore is the other way around, friend

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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

Only when you're a fan, but also a state legislator introducing an anti-furry bill.

Otherwise, I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say: every single one of us loves cockvore. Totally normal!

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[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago

Now I'm afraid

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[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago

He eats da poo poo

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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 14 points 2 years ago

Probably one of those weird fascist ones that everyone else in the fandom wishes didn't exist.

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[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Right?! Furries aren't even remotely on the public conscience so how the fuck does he even know about them otherwise

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[–] Osa-Eris-Xero512@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

Dude just caught a rerun of the csi episode and went into panic mode

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[–] muse@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

Nazi furry.

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[–] vraylle@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

As a sad citizen of Oklahoma, I wish I could upvote you more than once.

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[–] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago

I wouldn't joke about that if I were you, vote manipulation is a big problem on Lemmy and since the tools for detection aren't very good (if even there at all) it might cause people to suspect you of cheating the system.

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