▲ 84 ▼ Functional Programming vs. Object Oriented Programming (mmhaskell.com) submitted 2 years ago by mac@programming.dev to c/programming@programming.dev 35 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 56 points 2 years ago (2 children) I propose a new paradigm: Objectional programming Functions don't return Everything must be done by side effects Global state mutation is inheritance Every call is non blocking and spawns a new thread ??? Profit permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] jdnewmil@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 years ago (1 child) Functions don't return... equals goto. Everything must be done by side effects... all variables are global. Global state mutation is inheritance... no grok. Every call is non-blocking and spawns a new thread... atomic bomb for junior software engineers. ??? ... shorting the stock of the company that adopts this. Profit! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] abhibeckert@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* ??? … shorting the stock of the company that adopts this. Screw that I'm going to invest... how do you think Elon Musk got so rich? He did it with sloppy engineering. To get a first mover advantage, you have to be first. You don't get there by being a perfectionist. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Redkey@programming.dev 11 points 2 years ago I am currently working on a game for the Atari 2600, and you just gave a good outline of my code. And I love it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jdnewmil@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 years ago (1 child) Functions don't return... equals goto. Everything must be done by side effects... all variables are global. Global state mutation is inheritance... no grok. Every call is non-blocking and spawns a new thread... atomic bomb for junior software engineers. ??? ... shorting the stock of the company that adopts this. Profit! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] abhibeckert@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* ??? … shorting the stock of the company that adopts this. Screw that I'm going to invest... how do you think Elon Musk got so rich? He did it with sloppy engineering. To get a first mover advantage, you have to be first. You don't get there by being a perfectionist. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] abhibeckert@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* ??? … shorting the stock of the company that adopts this. Screw that I'm going to invest... how do you think Elon Musk got so rich? He did it with sloppy engineering. To get a first mover advantage, you have to be first. You don't get there by being a perfectionist. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Redkey@programming.dev 11 points 2 years ago I am currently working on a game for the Atari 2600, and you just gave a good outline of my code. And I love it. permalink fedilink source parent