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[–] 117 points 2 years ago (4 children)

He wiped his ass with the Emoluments Clause.

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  • [–] 53 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    find a Clause without Trump's shit on it, i challenge you

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The Santa Clause?

    Wait... Tim Allen! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    For a former drug dealer, you're pretty uncool...

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    For a former drug dealer

    Who snitched on his buddies, don't forget. He's always been trash. (Which, really, breaks my heart. I loved Home Improvement and The Santa Clause as a kid and I have to admit he's good in Galaxy Quest.)

    Sigourney Weaver wrote it best... "Go fuck yourself, Tim"

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