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Anon likes bikes (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Going less than ten miles away? Sure

Going 30+ miles away and no rail links exist? Fuck you, I guess

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

back in my day if you werent rich and had a horse, we WALKED everywhere. UPHILL. BOTH WAYS. IN THE SNOW

WITH NO SHOES

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Did you fight a lion on the way to school on one foot while the other foot was starting a business?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

One lion? I longed for the days when there was only one lion.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

For the uninitiated: The Bad Old Times

https://youtu.be/ue7wM0QC5LE?si=CwIXUnYMCGshBqiE

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

And don't forget all the quicksand pits!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This is why I love TRAINS!