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[โ€“] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My personal favorite is how if someone bumps you and you get the smallest scratch or dent on your door, you now have to be late for whatever you were doing, pull over (impacting other traffic) exchange insurance info deal with possible hostility for that and ultimately have a crappy day because of it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

Don't forget punished for literal years by your insurance company