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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon likes bikes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Hyperreality@kbin.social 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You have enough money for a pair of bolt cutters.

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[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 26 points 2 years ago

Yeah Yeah I do have some of those, where you parked again you say?

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

If you're big enough, you just need money for a balaclava.

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[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago

Hmmmm baklavas

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