Yeah same, Magic The Gathering it is.

Tap to deal 5 damage to target creature or player, then add three recharge counters to Jewish Space Laser.

During the untap phase, if there are any recharge counters on Jewish Space Laser, instead of untapping remove one counter. Otherwise, untap as normal.

I worked at a bank for a couple years so I read that as “Mortgage” unless it’s all caps lol

I keep trying to figure out what Magic the Gathering has to do with Jewish space lasers.

tbf, it wouldn't surprise me if those show up in a set at some point

Yes! Imagine not being American, and Magic is the only thing you could ever associate MTG with.

Not an acronym. Unless you pronounce it "Muttaguh" or something?