Is everyone just commenting because of the instance I signed up on?! (Hi to the other Star Trek person, I see you ;)) I mean I welcome it, but I fear you'll have to wait a few years before rail has warp drive, roughly until the 23rd century...
(Also disclaimer for everyone who reads this; I didn't make this meme and I can't remember where I downloaded it, I just thought this is perfect 196 material, but if the OP sees this and wants it removed I'll do so of course)