Why are you being sexist?

No, I actually thought you were joking. I think people are pretty ordinary and can't telepathically tell that stuff in text. I bet you can't deduce my gender, orientation, race, hair color, and name. I assume this because I didn't tell you any of these things.

Most people on lemmy, reddit, etc just assume you're a man until you say otherwise. It constantly happens to me, a woman.

I hate to break it to you, but you sound just like every gendered person on the planet. No difference in the way you speak on here from men or women.

You know how some people have imaginary friends? I think you have imaginary enemies.

You're making an assertion that people can identify specific personal details over text, but somehow we still need to use a /S to identify sarcasm because text doesn't convey tone or body language. That requires some pretty heavy backup.