For me it’s the notification light you used to find on older phones, was particularly good to know if your phone was charged without picking it up

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[–] 41 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Have you tried not shitting with the door open?

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  • [–] 79 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    That’s funny. Every time somebody says “If you have nothing to hide, what are you worried about,” I reply, “Do you shit with the door open?”

    But now the door isn’t just open. It feels like Uncle Sam is pissing between your legs.

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