Christmas day family report:
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I gathered my chuddiest relatives to prime them for me having a son this year instead of a daughter. I more or less told them that I don't give a fuck what they think about it, but if you give my boy shit or make a big deal out of this, I'm going to make your pronouns were/was.
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My 20-something second cousin 110% wanted to fuck. Never mind my partner, or kids, or our generation-wide age gap. We had to have a serious Dad-to-Child style conversation about why that's fucked up and never gonna happen.
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All the kids under 16 are fucking monsters when they play Uno. This is the most normal thing that happened.
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A (same age) cousin received a warning that he needs to shut the fuck up before we headbutt him so hard we both scream. RE:
CW: gender slurs
he WOULD NOT STOP SAYING "removed", "removed", or "traps." Never mind him rambling non-stop how much he hates homeless people.
All in all it was a lovely Christmas.