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[–] [email protected] 157 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

my first birthday

MAR 14 2007

Anyone else's back hurt while reading this?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I didn't even realize people born in 2007 had consciousness yet wtf. Good on you man, enjoy your switch

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

2006, 2007 was my 1st birthday. But that's just a detail.

Also, something more to think about:
Oldest gen-alphas are currently 13.
First generation beta child will be born on 2025 (if Earth and humans survive).

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oldest gen-alphas are currently 13. First generation beta child will be born on 2025

These generational labels make increasingly little sense.

boomer = older than me

zoomer = younger than me

as simple as that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

ah yes, Max Stirner, my favorite boomer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's when you're out of latin letters because gen-Z

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well boomers kids were gen X, because x was edgy back then. And that fucked up the whole system.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You're absolutely right, I remembered that it started before Z, but couldn't remember how far back it went

Edit: but I can totally see a conspiracy theory about humanity being less than 30 generations old arise from this naming

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Get off my lawn

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I was a Sophomore in high school when OP was born. How is OP on the Internet?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

no that can't be right, 2007 was like 5 years ago?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

OP is 17

whyareyoubooingmeimright.jpg

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You actually had it right before.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

my brain is broken rn apparently, I had to put your birthday into an age calculator to confirm, aren’t you turning 17 in a few months?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nope. That will be 18. By 1st birthday I meant when I was 1.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

OH there we go lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I was probably a Sophomore when you were born, then.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Oh shit. How am I on the Internet?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

lol, there's a pretty big chance OP is probably a Sophomore in high school too

edit: probably a junior or senior actually but still pretty close

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Equivalent to senior (different school system).

In Slovakia, depending on chosen field of study, it ranges from 2 to 5 years. It's 4 years for me.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

I was already working my first job in IT in 2007. God damn

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Just this week I realized that my driver's license is so old, it's a millennial.