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yea, my dad my entire life lol. He has one of the most advanced cases of suburban psychosis i've ever seen. He came to help my partners mom with some stuff and they live a normal lower-mid middle class neighborhood and his ass was freaking out like someone was gonna just walk up and break into his car. (we've always been poor btw, their neighborhood is way nicer than anything i grew up in)
When we were growing up he picked a closet and removed the doorknob and replaced it with a deadbolt and would stash shit in there. Anytime we went anywhere hed make me put all my guitars in there lol.
He didn't keep an ar15 by his bed but he did have a 22 rifle.
The last house we lived in together had french doors that he'd always bar with wood and i remember him yelling at me up and down bc i left the house one day without setting up his elaborate jerry-rigged system of wood boards to keep people out ๐
You mock the french door with wooden barricade, but how many times was that house broken into?
If 0: it worked!
If more than 0: think how much worse it would have been without the barricade!
The virgin deadbolt closet vs the chad drywall knife