so God knows where the chargers are.
You don't need religion, just use the maps. They'll take you right there, even when you don't know the way. Maps aren't new, and GPS is commonplace.
No one wants to spend up to 4 hours of their vacation charging an EV.
WTF EV takes 4 hours to fast charge? And if you're charging on Level 2, it's because you've parked somewhere you're already stopping so who cares how long it takes. This point makes it sound like you don't really know about electric cars.
Edit: Just a couple links from a single site showing resale values, several of which are seriously skewed based on real world data collected by Tesla fans.
Popular brands: https://caredge.com/ranks/depreciation/popular/5-year/best
Luxury brands: https://caredge.com/ranks/depreciation/luxury/5-year/best
Scroll down to the long list of models on these pages, and compare Tesla's best resale price of around 74%, then look at the popular vehicles. You're down at number 86 on the list before you reach the resale value of a Model X, which is the lowest production Tesla that there is.
And here's a list from 2023 showing not great resale prices at all. https://www.iseecars.com/cars-that-hold-their-value-study