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Woman who threw bowl of food at Chipotle worker sentenced to work 2 months in fast food job (www.cnn.com)

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[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Justice is a dish best served... with a side of chips and our famous guacamole, and a 20oz fountain drink!

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[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Justice is extra, is that okay?

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[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Sorry, we don't have justice. Is vengeance okay?

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[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Brought to you by Carl's Jr. Fuck you!

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