▲ 879 ▼ Names (lemmy.ca) submitted 2 years ago by dullbananas@lemmy.ca to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml 237 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] boringbisexual@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 2 years ago (8 children) Just fork it and name it something else. permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Routhinator@startrek.website 41 points 2 years ago (2 children) Religions have been doing this for millenia. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) I hearby excumicate myself from the religion of c++ to start the far superior religion of c#. All those who remain with that heathonistic static class oriented language shall burn in the pits of compiler hell. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Send in the ASM knights. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago Know what else is forked? A snake's tongue. Like the one that made Eve eat the apple. Heresy! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Adalast@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) How about SQLeviticus or HolyGraiSQL? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 1 point 2 years ago S(i)QL: Spanish Inquisition query language permalink fedilink source parent [–] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago this is called heresy (until it gets popular enough) permalink fedilink source parent [–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Sire, we've found a witch! May we burn her? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 41 points 2 years ago (2 children) Religions have been doing this for millenia. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) I hearby excumicate myself from the religion of c++ to start the far superior religion of c#. All those who remain with that heathonistic static class oriented language shall burn in the pits of compiler hell. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Send in the ASM knights. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) I hearby excumicate myself from the religion of c++ to start the far superior religion of c#. All those who remain with that heathonistic static class oriented language shall burn in the pits of compiler hell. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Send in the ASM knights. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Send in the ASM knights. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago Know what else is forked? A snake's tongue. Like the one that made Eve eat the apple. Heresy! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Adalast@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) How about SQLeviticus or HolyGraiSQL? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 1 point 2 years ago S(i)QL: Spanish Inquisition query language permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 1 point 2 years ago S(i)QL: Spanish Inquisition query language permalink fedilink source parent
[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago this is called heresy (until it gets popular enough) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Sire, we've found a witch! May we burn her? permalink fedilink source parent
