Luigi (with Linux Mint logo) and Mario (Ubuntu logo) come in
Mother: It's-a the Ubuntu Bros!
Linux Mint (Luigi): Mama why-a you never remember my name?
Mother: I'm-a sorry Green Ubuntu
I've been using nobara, it's fedora based and has made me swith from windows to it full-time. I've had zero issues with it. You may want to check it out?
(Also iirc it's made by Glorious Eggroll, the guy who made GE-Proton)