You’ve been extremely lucky. The phone I’m using now is an 1phone 14pro max. It’s been in a Otter Box Deffender since I’ve had it. I took it out to clean and it had a tiny crack in the upper corner. It made me heart sick. I cleaned it and put the case back on it. I took it out to clean again and that tiny, almost unnoticeable crack has spread till the entire back is cracked. I’ve never dropped it or been rough with it. I have no idea why it still got cracked. I wish they’d stop using glass backs again. It’s idiotic in a sense. I also have the 15 pro max and I’ve seen a ton of videos that show the titanium getting so hot that it cracks the glass on the back. Titanium gets much hotter than aluminum. I live in fear of it being cracked too.

just dropped the hell outta my phone, i’m a fokin knucklehead

Have you really never dropped your phone? I’m beyond impressed lol. I have butter fingers + my cat deliberately yeets phones off of surfaces so even with a good case I’ve cracked some glass before. I miss my Nokia brick every day.

alcohol and mind altering substances

a. women’s clothing usually don’t have pockets big enough so I end up physically holding on to mine when I’m walking/standing, carrying groceries, etc

b. I have freakishly small hands

I broke the screen of my last android phone when I tried to push out a bubble while applying a screen protector.

Sometimes it‘s just bullshit.

My bed is lofted so I chuck it off most nights in my sleep due to high iron deficiency.

For years I use to use those “indestructible” cases. Even metal ones that screwed together. Broke my phone every single time. Now all I’m using is a think bumper case, where the plastic back had fell out. Dropped this bitch a hand full of times, no screen protector, and it only has these super small, barely noticeable hair scratchers bottom right of my screen. I’m never spending money on a tough case again.