I’m sorry, but this shit is hella funny. The idea of someone purposefully dropping the turkey on the floor while yelling at their family members about how awful they all are. Like come on that’s hilarious.
You want more ideas and too many people moralizing. I’ll give you some ideas
- I’m sure there’s situations or family events that people avoid like the plague. Bring them up repeatedly. Preferably the same one to different groups of people. Really get em talking about it.
- Do that thing where you say five people’s names before you get the right one, but do it everytime you talk to someone.
- Laugh during the prayer before dinner. Say Inshallah loudly instead of Amen.
- Bring a food that stinks up the whole house.
- Find a way to play cricket on the TV and then hide the remote.
- Ask people if they can “keep it down.” Then whisper when you talk.
- One of the most important things you can do is get the younger people in your family on your side. So do things to make them laugh that rile up the older ones.
- when they spew their awful takes don’t debate just constantly go psshhhhh. Ed Bassmaster style.
- If you do end up dropping the Turkey. Don’t throw it on the ground. Really make a scene out of it. Trip over the turkey after you drop it. You want them feeling bad for you. Also bring tofu and say “Well at least we can all still have Tofurkey.”
- You’ve learned one thing with these people. Arguing and shaming doesn’t work in a society that otherwise rewards their shitty behavior. So just derail conversations and have fun. No point in making yourself all riled up for real. If you want to do it for show, fine, but if you’re going to go have fun with it.