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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’d fart so I could feel it bubbling up through my vag.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That doesn't always happen. You have to be seated a certain way for it to work.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have to become one with yourself first, child.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do that all the time! Sometimes several times a day!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Good job! Not that you've got that out of the way, the next thing to do is grow a vagina. Once you do that, you're set to go!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then I’d eat Taco Bell and practice until I get it right.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

With that username, god help us all!