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[–] 46 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Taylor Swift shit in my pants, drank all of my wife's skim milk, and told my boss to fuck off after forgetting I had a presentation on Monday. How or why she keeps doing these things to me, I'll never no know.

Ffs, she's even putting typos in my Lemmy posts!

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  • [–] [S] 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    lol Taylor Swift stole my pic-a-nic basket and ran off singing something about being smarter than the a-ver-age bear!

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