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[–] 62 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Step 1: Learn to DM Step 2: Ask literally every person you meet to play

After 5-10 years you'll have 2 people with waning interest and little time to play at a table.

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    And they're both flakier than croissants.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Bonus points if they're French.

    Fewer bonus points if they're French-Canadian.

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Hey, they're not flaky, they're just on their mandated break. And then on strike.

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