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[-] [email protected] 210 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Budget: Military Complex > CERN

Long term value to citizens: CERN > Miltary Complex

All historical CERN expenses combined are a tiny fraction of the yearly expenses of the combined EU miltary

[-] [email protected] 117 points 2 years ago

But particles don't make my dick feel big

[-] [email protected] 85 points 2 years ago

Even quarks aren't that small.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They call me quark cause I'm always down to top and up to bottom and I'm charmingly strange. Also I'm very very small

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Do you also mysteriously disappear whenever there's anyone interested in what you're doing?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Hold a particle in your hand first, then your dick. The relative difference will make your dick seem at least ten times bigger!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

OMG. This might be my favorite burn ever!!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Seems like you're just not using them creatively enough

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

That's because you're using them wrong!

[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

US Congress: Audit NASA > Audit the Pentagon

EU: Audit CERN > Audit Luxemborg/Malta/~~UK~~

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I'm just amazed that funding $22 billion is even an issue when the project is being backed by the EU, and partially the US, since we never built ours....

That's a rounding error for both entities

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