Dogs:”we don’t wanna go outside!”

Ok, cool. I didn’t ask you to.

dogs:”it’s loud. And scary. We want to stay inside”

Again, this is a non issue guys stay on your beds and you’re fine.

Dogs:”we’ve been good dogs!! We deserve to stay inside”

Debatable. You keep starting fights, but no I’m not going to kick you out.

Dogs:”you’re so mean! We’re going to ignore you and stay inside anyway”

Ok you know what? That’s fine. I’ll let you think you’re pulling one over on me, just go to bloody sleep!