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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Oh my god I've got so many 😭

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 206 points 2 years ago

Every so often, girls need to release evil demons within them or else they'll be consumed by hellfire. Everybody knows this.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

This explains everything. The reason I never saw her after the first date is because she was consumed by evil demons ☹️

[-] [email protected] 112 points 2 years ago

Period flow can happen without warning, and even if there is a warning, it's not usually something that girls are comfortable enough with to want to announce the reason in front of a classroom.

[-] [email protected] 78 points 2 years ago

It's not like you want to announce diarrhea either

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

I liked your comment myself, but I wished period was more normalized and not seeing as something "disgusting" or "embarrassing"

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

I don’t get diarrhea every 4 weeks. Do you?

[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No it's more frequent than that

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Maybe lay off the Arby's for a while.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Oh, a low-tier fast food restaurant in the US. That joke will be funny to some people.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Lucky you not having IBD or Crohns

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Yep... I was about to say "Oh just watch me try not to!"

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

What the hell do they put in those tacos, exactly

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Ah, long pork tacos, my favorite

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Eh depends on how explosive it is, those nearby may deserve a warning

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Then why is it called menstruation and not womenstruation? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Why are they called women and not wowomen?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh that! I thought it was still something about pee I don’t know because of the context 😄

this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2023
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