▲ 1209 ▼ Apple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enough (www.theregister.com) submitted 2 years ago by throws_lemy@lemmy.nz to c/technology@lemmy.world 218 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 226 points 2 years ago (16 children) I thought this was about a cereal for a hot second. permalink fedilink source hideshow 16 child comments replies: [–] M500@lemmy.ml 50 points 2 years ago (8 children) I love Apple Jacks. I haven’t had them in years. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (7 children) Why don't they taste like apples!? (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (3 children) Wait until you hear about Grape Nuts. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Slovene@feddit.nl 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Are those The Grapist's testicles? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago I'm gonna tie you to the radiator! permalink fedilink source parent [–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago This made me lol permalink fedilink source parent [+] Soundhole@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Really? I've never even tried them but I always assumed they were basically apple flavored cheerios. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] poppy@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago They’re a very strong artificial cinnamon flavor. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Apple Jacks are my number two, only behind Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Also, number two, behind. Heh. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago That joke was brought to you by lactose intolerance, btw. permalink fedilink source parent [–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago I scrolled away and had to come back because I just kept repeating the sentence in my head. If Apple Jacks gets $19B in profit I better join the cereal industry. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Jarmer@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 years ago Is this thread a secret marketing ploy?!?!? Now I want some delicious fake apple cereal! permalink fedilink source parent [–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Glad I wasn't the only one. permalink fedilink source parent [–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I thought I was really out of the loop. A brand I haven't heard in over 20 years has been killin it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago The cereal is that good, I wasn't doubting they were pulling that XD permalink fedilink source parent
[–] M500@lemmy.ml 50 points 2 years ago (8 children) I love Apple Jacks. I haven’t had them in years. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (7 children) Why don't they taste like apples!? (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (3 children) Wait until you hear about Grape Nuts. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Slovene@feddit.nl 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Are those The Grapist's testicles? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago I'm gonna tie you to the radiator! permalink fedilink source parent [–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago This made me lol permalink fedilink source parent [+] Soundhole@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Really? I've never even tried them but I always assumed they were basically apple flavored cheerios. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] poppy@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago They’re a very strong artificial cinnamon flavor. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (7 children) Why don't they taste like apples!? (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (3 children) Wait until you hear about Grape Nuts. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Slovene@feddit.nl 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Are those The Grapist's testicles? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago I'm gonna tie you to the radiator! permalink fedilink source parent [–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago This made me lol permalink fedilink source parent [+] Soundhole@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Really? I've never even tried them but I always assumed they were basically apple flavored cheerios. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] poppy@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago They’re a very strong artificial cinnamon flavor. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (3 children) Wait until you hear about Grape Nuts. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Slovene@feddit.nl 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Are those The Grapist's testicles? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago I'm gonna tie you to the radiator! permalink fedilink source parent [–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago This made me lol permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Are those The Grapist's testicles? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago I'm gonna tie you to the radiator! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago I'm gonna tie you to the radiator! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago This made me lol permalink fedilink source parent
[+] Soundhole@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Really? I've never even tried them but I always assumed they were basically apple flavored cheerios. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] poppy@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago They’re a very strong artificial cinnamon flavor. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] poppy@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago They’re a very strong artificial cinnamon flavor. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Apple Jacks are my number two, only behind Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Also, number two, behind. Heh. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago That joke was brought to you by lactose intolerance, btw. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago That joke was brought to you by lactose intolerance, btw. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago I scrolled away and had to come back because I just kept repeating the sentence in my head. If Apple Jacks gets $19B in profit I better join the cereal industry. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Jarmer@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 years ago Is this thread a secret marketing ploy?!?!? Now I want some delicious fake apple cereal! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Glad I wasn't the only one. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I thought I was really out of the loop. A brand I haven't heard in over 20 years has been killin it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago The cereal is that good, I wasn't doubting they were pulling that XD permalink fedilink source parent