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[–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I don't know, there are a couple pretty good ones here by chatgpt:

Of course! Here are some classic dad jokes for you:

  1. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
  1. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.
  2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
  3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
  4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  5. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
  6. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
  7. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
  8. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
  9. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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