▲ 33 ▼ Daily Discussion Thread: Wednesday 5 Jul 2023 (aussie.zone) submitted 3 years ago by bot001@aussie.zone [M] to c/melbourne@aussie.zone 471 comments fedilink hide all child comments This is your captain speaking. Please fasten your seatbelts. You are in for a turbulent Flight. This post sponsored by @CEOofmyhouse56
[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 10 points 3 years ago (2 children) An idea was floated by HR that each team should make a video (to put on our intranet) explaining what we do and how we fit into the organisation. The kicker - it should have been a music video!!! Everyone loves to sing on camera!! Thankfully upper management put an end to it quickly, but it went way further than it should have. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 7 points 3 years ago* (1 child) it should have been a music video!!! Everyone loves to sing on camera!! have these people not heard of the Geneva Convention? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 8 points 3 years ago (1 child) We're talking about HR here, so definitely not. I should note that there were a few teams that very actually disappointed that this didn't eventuate. Those team members have been reported to ASIO as potential spies permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 points 3 years ago (1 child) Report?! No no no. Execute them now. Clearly they are shapeshifting aliens! I'd say robots but I think even robots would shy away from an artsy idea like that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 5 points 3 years ago (1 child) In the context of this particular team it makes sense. They're 'those' kind of people. Super keen and excited for anything and everything. Fuckers permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 3 points 3 years ago Yeah, gross! permalink fedilink source parent [–] heyheyitskay@aussie.zone 3 points 3 years ago Oh man that is the worse. Also cue music The Human Beinz - Nobody but me song from The Office where they all film a music video and mime together. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 7 points 3 years ago* (1 child) it should have been a music video!!! Everyone loves to sing on camera!! have these people not heard of the Geneva Convention? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 8 points 3 years ago (1 child) We're talking about HR here, so definitely not. I should note that there were a few teams that very actually disappointed that this didn't eventuate. Those team members have been reported to ASIO as potential spies permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 points 3 years ago (1 child) Report?! No no no. Execute them now. Clearly they are shapeshifting aliens! I'd say robots but I think even robots would shy away from an artsy idea like that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 5 points 3 years ago (1 child) In the context of this particular team it makes sense. They're 'those' kind of people. Super keen and excited for anything and everything. Fuckers permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 3 points 3 years ago Yeah, gross! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 8 points 3 years ago (1 child) We're talking about HR here, so definitely not. I should note that there were a few teams that very actually disappointed that this didn't eventuate. Those team members have been reported to ASIO as potential spies permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 points 3 years ago (1 child) Report?! No no no. Execute them now. Clearly they are shapeshifting aliens! I'd say robots but I think even robots would shy away from an artsy idea like that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 5 points 3 years ago (1 child) In the context of this particular team it makes sense. They're 'those' kind of people. Super keen and excited for anything and everything. Fuckers permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 3 points 3 years ago Yeah, gross! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 points 3 years ago (1 child) Report?! No no no. Execute them now. Clearly they are shapeshifting aliens! I'd say robots but I think even robots would shy away from an artsy idea like that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 5 points 3 years ago (1 child) In the context of this particular team it makes sense. They're 'those' kind of people. Super keen and excited for anything and everything. Fuckers permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 3 points 3 years ago Yeah, gross! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 5 points 3 years ago (1 child) In the context of this particular team it makes sense. They're 'those' kind of people. Super keen and excited for anything and everything. Fuckers permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 3 points 3 years ago Yeah, gross! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] heyheyitskay@aussie.zone 3 points 3 years ago Oh man that is the worse. Also cue music The Human Beinz - Nobody but me song from The Office where they all film a music video and mime together. permalink fedilink source parent