You're right. Just a note

there’s minuscule chance that’s wrong

This is the scientific perspective. All signs point to no. But as always, we might have missed something. I think this is the agnostic perspective, even the "agnostic atheist" perspective. I think, and I might be wrong, that the pure "atheist" perspective is that, beyond a shadow of a doubt, there is no God.

But if there's a tiny retarded chance that for some reason there is something as absurd as a god... lol.

...then that'd be me of course