Conversation

Bro 1: Did you get a boner? 🤠

Bro 2: Fuck yeah, dude! I was so hard 💪, I was about to cum in my pants 👖👈.

Bro 1: That's awesome! 🤜🤛

Translation

Bro 1: I am interested in your level of sexual arousal at the bar. Will you please share that information with me?

Bro 2: I am excited to tell you that I was so aroused that my penis was fully erect, I almost felt the immense pleasure of orgasm and soiled my clothes with ejaculate.

Bro 1: Your enthusiastic sexual arousal report makes me happy. Let's touch hands.