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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hey that's not stealing, that's taking

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's called my yearly bonus and or raise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"During my induction they told me 'this is your computer', so naturally I took it home"