And I don't know if the space datacenter is quite as untouchable as he thinks...
It will obviously be in a very low orbit, because that's the easiest to reach and construct...
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Maybe it would be within reach of some fairly advanced amateur rocketry? We don't have to reach a stable orbit, which makes things much easier. Just shoot it straight up, with much less velocity needed than for orbit. In fact, the speed difference between our rocket and his orbital datacenter will be very useful -- that speed difference will lead to a very energetic impact.
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Maybe it could be vulnerable to some directed energy weapons? Very strong lasers, highly directional microwave beams, that sort of thing.
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There's always hacking. For extra irony bonus, use Space Grok to vibe code the tools you need to hack its orbital control systems. Then you can de-orbit it or collide it with other objects in orbit.