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[–] 69 points 1 day ago (12 children)

I don't care if you're four, fourteen, or forty; you can have all the damn candy you want.

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  • [–] 3 points 22 hours ago (1 child)

    Right? like I didn't buy an fuck ton of candy to gate keep this candy. Please take it, I don't care how old you are.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 hours ago*

    Same. Didn’t get to have trick or treaters growing up - poor and lived far back from the street in a sketchy neighborhood. This is my first year with a chance and I’ll be damned if anyone comes up to my front steps and leaves empty handed.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 day ago (7 children)

    If you turn up at my house wearing anything approaching a costume and you say "trick or treat" you get trick or treat.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (6 children)

    You don’t have to have a costume on. I’ll give anyone candy on Halloween.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    I do think you should at least try. Draw some stitches on your face and say you're a zombie skateboarder I don't care.

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