Rainbow Dash stopped and ground her teeth together, flailing her forehooves at the air. "Where do they get off--- Is THAT how it works? I just HAVE to be a...a... because I don't dress all frilly froo froo and I like sports? Is that it?? I'm STRAIGHT, darn it, just like ninety nine percent of the rest of the world! Go find somebody else to be your fetish, ya---"