Had to evict a big ass spider from my room today and was reminded of this meme template. At least it's easier to evict spiders than cats, the latter don't fit in measuring cups.

Two panels in the "Hello, Human Resources?!" meme template. Work place setting. Title: Know the home rules. Upper Panel, entitled "appropriate": A cat overlayed on a person stands next to another person's cubicle and says "I domesticated myself and hunt pests.". The person in the cubicle is enamored and replies: "Awww, you're sweet.". Lower Panel, entitled "inappropriate": Same scenario as the upper panel. This time a spider is overlayed on the person instead. The person in the cubicle is frightened and on the phone, saying: "Hello, human resources?!"
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[–] [S] 1 point 8 hours ago (2 children)

To be honest, putting them in a glass really helps me. Not too much of an arachnophobe but once they're contained I have absolutely no issues.

I recommend cardboard instead of paper btw, it's so much more sturdy and there's zero risk of the spider noticing a gap and escaping when tilting to lift it up. I'm using the same strategy for wasps that somehow found their way inside and refuse to fucking leave through the open window and there the lack of gap is SO much more important because I don't want a pissed off wasp escaping.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 hours ago (1 child)

    cardboard is a little harder to slide under the glass but i do recommend like thicker letters (like bulk mail etc)

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  • [–] 4 points 4 hours ago*

    The best thing I've found is packaging paperboard (the thick non-corrugated paper material cereal boxes and similarly packaged products are made from) - stiff enough to not flop even on big openings, but thin enough to slip under without risking a containment breach or trapping one of the spider's legs (make sure it doesn't have a crease though, as those can both lead to floppage and binding when slipping under the cup). We've got a chunk of it that lives with the dedicated SpiderScooper™ jar and I haven't had a mishap yet! As a bonus it's dense enough material that wasps can't sting you through it like they can with cheaper paper (bulk mailers or clay-heavy papers like you get in junk mail seem to block that too though!) and it's strong enough that it will support the weight of mice and similar small critters without much effort.

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