Had to evict a big ass spider from my room today and was reminded of this meme template. At least it's easier to evict spiders than cats, the latter don't fit in measuring cups.

Two panels in the "Hello, Human Resources?!" meme template. Work place setting. Title: Know the home rules. Upper Panel, entitled "appropriate": A cat overlayed on a person stands next to another person's cubicle and says "I domesticated myself and hunt pests.". The person in the cubicle is enamored and replies: "Awww, you're sweet.". Lower Panel, entitled "inappropriate": Same scenario as the upper panel. This time a spider is overlayed on the person instead. The person in the cubicle is frightened and on the phone, saying: "Hello, human resources?!"
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[–] 5 points 19 hours ago

Wasps are important links in the decomposition cycle [of your happiness].

cereally tho, if you're eating outside and you attract the attention of The Wasp, you must offer payment for their services. Animal proteins are most valuable, followed by whatever else they might be interested in. Just remove a little piece of whatever it is, hold it up for them to sense, and put it to the side. It's actually really cool to see them carve up a chunk of it and carry it off like a heavy cargo helicopter.

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