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Anon hates new slang (thelemmy.club)

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[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 21 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Pro tip: carry an apple and they cant legally bill you for health care.

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 11 hours ago

The problem is, that the apple field repels any doctors, so they can't do a checkup

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[–] GonzoAtBarstow@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago

So that's what Apple Pay is

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